Wonders of wonders! God DOES provide…St. Mary’s Today, the Southern Maryland weekly, is online! The site’s layout is so jumbled and haphazard the Internet Fire Marshal should shut it down immediately. Allow me then to provide you with a brief guide to the top stories:
What This Article Really Needs Is a Helpful Graphic
In Which Speed Strikes Again!
No, the other Speed, the one Rednecks in Maryland have a need for!!
Why are you still confused? He couldn’t control the speed, obviously! It’s like it controlled him.
Man, this word “speed” keeps tripping you up!
It’s like he was addicted to the feeling Speed gave him…Oh, okay, I see the confusion now.
What this article needs is some lyrics from an Arthur Brown song. Hmmm…which one should it be? Fire? Too obvious? But it's not our fault that his only well-known song is appropriate to this situation, right?
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